Discussion:
I READ MY WOULD-BE HOROSCOPE
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2011-01-14 14:59:59 UTC
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Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local rag
while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung Asian
gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just chock full o'
shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more wrong. It said I
would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I don't. It said I
would make some great strides at the workplace. I am retired. And
something about becoming more religious. I'm an atheist. There were a few
more blatant errors I pointed out to Pleasance after her shopping spree.
Then we went home and had sex.

Sincerely,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
U.S. Army, ret.
The Peeler
2011-01-14 17:28:15 UTC
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:59:59 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local rag
while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung Asian
gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just chock full o'
shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more wrong. It said I
would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I don't. It said I
would make some great strides at the workplace. I am retired. And
something about becoming more religious. I'm an atheist. There were a few
more blatant errors I pointed out to Pleasance after her shopping spree.
Then we went home and had sex.
Sincerely,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
U.S. Army, ret.
"Pleasance"??? Isn't that a nigger name, Kernel?
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2011-01-14 18:11:00 UTC
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Post by The Peeler
On Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:59:59 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local rag
while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung Asian
gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just chock full o'
shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more wrong. It said I
would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I don't. It said I
would make some great strides at the workplace. I am retired. And
something about becoming more religious. I'm an atheist. There were a few
more blatant errors I pointed out to Pleasance after her shopping spree.
Then we went home and had sex.
Sincerely,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
U.S. Army, ret.
"Pleasance"??? Isn't that a nigger name, Kernel?
I brought Pleasance over from Huddersfield; she's my nordic vixen.
Mr Pounder
2011-01-14 18:24:50 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by The Peeler
On Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:59:59 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local rag
while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung Asian
gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just chock full o'
shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more wrong. It said I
would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I don't. It said I
would make some great strides at the workplace. I am retired. And
something about becoming more religious. I'm an atheist. There were a few
more blatant errors I pointed out to Pleasance after her shopping spree.
Then we went home and had sex.
Sincerely,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
U.S. Army, ret.
"Pleasance"??? Isn't that a nigger name, Kernel?
I brought Pleasance over from Huddersfield; she's my nordic vixen.
Which Huddersfield??
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2011-01-15 14:45:01 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by The Peeler
On Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:59:59 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local rag
while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung Asian
gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just chock full o'
shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more wrong. It said I
would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I don't. It said I
would make some great strides at the workplace. I am retired. And
something about becoming more religious. I'm an atheist. There were a few
more blatant errors I pointed out to Pleasance after her shopping spree.
Then we went home and had sex.
Sincerely,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
U.S. Army, ret.
"Pleasance"??? Isn't that a nigger name, Kernel?
I brought Pleasance over from Huddersfield; she's my nordic vixen.
Which Huddersfield??
There's but one that I know.
The Peeler
2011-01-15 00:41:14 UTC
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2011 10:11:00 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by The Peeler
On Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:59:59 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local rag
while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung Asian
gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just chock full o'
shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more wrong. It said I
would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I don't. It said I
would make some great strides at the workplace. I am retired. And
something about becoming more religious. I'm an atheist. There were a few
more blatant errors I pointed out to Pleasance after her shopping spree.
Then we went home and had sex.
Sincerely,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
U.S. Army, ret.
"Pleasance"??? Isn't that a nigger name, Kernel?
I brought Pleasance over from Huddersfield; she's my nordic vixen.
Nah, gotta be a coon.
Steve Terry
2011-01-15 09:08:18 UTC
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Post by The Peeler
On Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:59:59 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local rag
while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung Asian
gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just chock full o'
shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more wrong. It said I
would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I don't.
<snip>
So how did you get to "Nam", Swim?

Steve Terry
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2011-01-15 14:54:44 UTC
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Post by The Peeler
On Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:59:59 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local rag
while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung Asian
gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just chock full o'
shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more wrong. It said I
would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I don't.
<snip>
So how did you get to "Nam", Swim?
Steve Terry
That was sometime in the distant past, pork chop.
Boscoe
2011-01-14 16:16:17 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local
rag while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung
Asian gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just
chock full o' shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more
wrong. It said I would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I
don't. It said I would make some great strides at the workplace. I am
retired. And something about becoming more religious. I'm an atheist.
There were a few more blatant errors I pointed out to Pleasance after
her shopping spree. Then we went home and had sex.
Sincerely,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
U.S. Army, ret.
In your dreams. The nearest you've come to sex is when you grab your
old corkscrew and think of Sarah Palin.
Cynic
2011-01-14 19:20:40 UTC
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:59:59 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local rag
while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung Asian
gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just chock full o'
shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more wrong. It said I
would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I don't. It said I
would make some great strides at the workplace. I am retired. And
something about becoming more religious. I'm an atheist. There were a few
more blatant errors I pointed out to Pleasance after her shopping spree.
Then we went home and had sex.
You are probably mistaken about what star sign you belong to.
Apparently they have changed.

http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/home/why-your-Zodiac-sign-might-be-wrong-blog-13-vanessa-green.html
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Cynic
Max Demian
2011-01-14 22:51:46 UTC
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Post by The Peeler
On Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:59:59 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local rag
while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung Asian
gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just chock full o'
shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more wrong. It said I
would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I don't. It said I
would make some great strides at the workplace. I am retired. And
something about becoming more religious. I'm an atheist. There were a few
more blatant errors I pointed out to Pleasance after her shopping spree.
Then we went home and had sex.
You are probably mistaken about what star sign you belong to.
Apparently they have changed.
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/home/why-your-Zodiac-sign-might-be-wrong-blog-13-vanessa-green.html
Well it's not "new research"; I heard about this anomaly in the 1970s.

It's caused by the "precession of the equinoxes" which was known about
in ancient times.

The reason for the anomaly is that the zodiacal signs were fixed 3000
years relative to the equinoxes by the Babylonians, who didn't know
about precession, and couldn't check directly as you can't see the
stars when the Sun is shining. (Your zodiac sign is the part of the
zodiac the Sun is in when you are born.)
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Max Demian
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2011-01-15 14:55:38 UTC
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Post by The Peeler
On Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:59:59 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just the other day I happened across the horoscope page in some local rag
while sitting in our small town mall shopping center and eying yung Asian
gurlz. What I read confirmed that horoscopes are totally just chock full o'
shit, like most Englishmen. It couldn't have been more wrong. It said I
would be traveling this year, by plane no less, which I don't. It said I
would make some great strides at the workplace. I am retired. And
something about becoming more religious. I'm an atheist. There were a few
more blatant errors I pointed out to Pleasance after her shopping spree.
Then we went home and had sex.
You are probably mistaken about what star sign you belong to.
Apparently they have changed.
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/home/why-your-Zodiac-sign-might-be-wrong-blog-13-vanessa-green.html
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Cynic
No they have not; your sex, however, probably has.
Cynic
2011-01-16 12:05:25 UTC
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On Sat, 15 Jan 2011 06:55:38 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Cynic
You are probably mistaken about what star sign you belong to.
Apparently they have changed.
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/home/why-your-Zodiac-sign-might-be-wrong-blog-13-vanessa-green.html
No they have not; your sex, however, probably has.
It certainly has. I used to have sex tri-weekly in my younger years.
Then I would try weekly. Now I try weakly.
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Cynic
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2011-01-16 18:28:52 UTC
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Post by Cynic
On Sat, 15 Jan 2011 06:55:38 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Cynic
You are probably mistaken about what star sign you belong to.
Apparently they have changed.
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/home/why-your-Zodiac-sign-might-be-wrong-blog-13-vanessa-green.html
No they have not; your sex, however, probably has.
It certainly has. I used to have sex tri-weekly in my younger years.
Then I would try weekly. Now I try weakly.
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Cynic
LOL! You're funny.

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